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    November 30

    Organic Leisure Anyone?

    Ever wondered how organic food benefits your health? The internet, newspaper, TVs, aunties, uncles, are all talking about it now days. Quote from Wikipedia on Organic Food

    Organic foods are made according to certain production standards, meaning they are grown without the use of conventional pesticides and artificial fertilizers, free from contamination by human or industrial waste, and processed without ionizing radiation or food additives

    It's the hype of nutrition and being a skeptic in health food, being introduced a bottle of “Organic Powder” by Jenn Ho is like challenging myself to prove her wrong :P.

    This blog is not to market Jenn’s product but it is to share with anyone out there who wishes to live a healthier life and most importantly, avoid spending too much time in the toilet. Why this statement you ask? Well here is the story:

    Let’s talk about the supposedly miraculous magical powder from Jenn Ho’s catalog of products. It is called err (eh Jenn, what is it called? Organic Powder?) Ok lets call it the OP, see image attached below on how a bottle of OP looks like. Green labels distinct it as, well, natural I suppose? So what is so good about this OP? According to erm, the “beauty and health consultant” Jenn Ho, it is supposed to cleanse your body (intestines me think), clear it out of toxic, improve digestion and of course, promote better health in the long run.

    Toxic/Residues which are accumulated in our intestines throughout our life of eating junk and our favorite food are stubborn to get off when we shit. Yes yes, a lot may say that if you eat a balanced diet and lots of fiber, we can minimize toxic in our body. But just how many of us out there who actually takes enough fiber, green vegetables which balances the amount of crap we eat such as McDonalds fries, pisang goreng, nasi lemak, KFC, ok the list goes on.

    So here comes OP. OP is made of a long list of organic vegetables. Spinach, watercress, carrots, spirulina bla bla bla, are grinded into powder form for ease of consuming. You are supposed to mix it with water and drink it daily to maintain a healthy lifestyle. With its benefit of helping you to remove shit out of your digestive system, it is supposed to also help you lose weight! Wow magic issnt it? Well not really, as toxic shit are reduced from your intestine side walls, digestion system is improved and your body expels unnecessary waste and therefore reduce fat absorption maybe. More info is to be obtained from the beauty and health consultant though.

    So yeah, the OP is in powder form, and yep you guessed it, its green in color. When you mix it (shake well) with water, you get a drink which smells like your mum’s food grinder. Ewwwwwww~~. First timers are warned and to stuff your nose before u drink it. You are to gulp it down as fast as possible before your neighbor smells something funny and passes out. You don’t want to be the one be held responsible for that don’t you? Hahaha

    Here is how it looks like: Bottle of OP

    Pic 1: A Sample Bottle of OP

    For all consumer products out there, it is understandable that a case study or a real life experience of using the product is needed. Manufacturers and producers always claim that their product is made in heaven and makes you stronger than superman. So what’s so good about the OP? Well, from my own personal experience drinking OP for the past 3 weeks. I feel… lighter.

    Powder in Bottle Mix it with Water
    Pic 2: Mix it with water, shake well and you get a green juice.. Ewwww SMELLY!!

    Not that I lost weight drinking OP but I really felt that my inside is cleaner. The ingredients in OP takes effect almost 30-1hour after you consume it. What effect you ask? It gives you the urge to shit like no tomorrow. No it doesn’t make you purge but it does puts you in the position of “Ugh.. its time to see mr.bowl”. My first time experience was memorable. (ok the part here may get disgusting but its all worth it for discussion purposes and experience sharing). The crap that comes out from you is just so fast and smooth without the need of applying any muscle contraction, ala “no need to "KUK SI” also can come out. Best of all, your bowel feels completely empty after that. You know sometimes you feel like there is still shit inside but it’s telling you “I don’t want to come out yet bro” no matter how much you “KUK”. And it’s not advisable to KUK too much else you will see other things coming out from your ass. On top of that, it’s really clean when you wash/wipe. Minimal “leftovers” for you to clean. I call this a Complete Shitting Cycle = CSC.

    Taking OP consistently really improves your digestion system and on top of that, you feel healthier. Less toxic in your body means a better healthy you. On top of that, based on usage of OP, I can easily come out with a list of benefits OP can help you with:

    1. Say byebye to “KUK SI” shitting approach. You basically now just need to sit down or squat and count to 5 and you’re done.
    2. Because you only need 5 seconds or so to perform your CSC, you don’t need to bring magazines or newspaper into your toilet anymore. Remember how your partner looks at you with a disgusted face when you pass the newspaper back to them after you come out from the toilet? Hahaha no more to that. For smokers, well you don’t need to pollute the already smelly air in your bathroom with your smoke as you have a short time frame of CSC, too little to finish a stick.
    3. You are closer to become an environmentalist. Why? Because you use less toilet paper to wipe your ass. OP gives you a cleaner and smoother CSC. You save money from buying too much Toilet Paper just to wipe crap. Fewer trees get cut down for the sake of your ass wiping session. Less water is used, less electricity is used because you spend less time in the toilet to do your CSC
    4. You feel lighter, you feel fresh, and you feel GREAT not just only after a CSC but in general of course. And of course mentally you do know that your body’s digestive system is working at an optimum level!


    Powder sticking on you
    Pic 3 : This is what makes your CSC goes awesomely smooth. See the sticky thingy on the tupperware cover? Fiber!! pure natural organic fiber!

    The list goes on, but as a summary, OP is really a great product for everyone from any range of age to consume. It not only helps you to shit effortlessly it also promotes your general health being. I wonder if one day, they come out with a better improved OP that helps you to shit so good that you don’t even need to clean up after that. HAHAHAAH… wtf I wrote too much, I guess I better stop. Till the next time, adios.

    PS: Contact Jenn Ho for consultancy on OP. You can ask her in details how it makes you shit better too hahaha..

    Blog Written by: Victor on 30/11/2008 (yes im too friggin free at home. Jobless man free time)

    Note: The blog has no whatsoever affiliation with MELILEA. It is only meant as a personal review on the product and information being posted will not be responsible for any outcome to any third party outside.