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May 10 MenRecently i received an email from mei nv hui saying that men are a happy creatures, which i think is quite true, they are just too simple and less worry ...
The statements in the email shown below:
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £ 20, even though it's only for £ 32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY
A man will pay £ 2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £ 1 for a £ 2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS
A man has seven items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, deodorant and a towel
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. <to all men, beware of the sentence that come out from your mouth> FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. <To all men, please take note>
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. <Aspecting that she wont change, means men cannot aspect women to do houehold, as they will did all that for their gf, and willing to spend before they married, so to all men please spend for your wife after married> DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the rubbish , answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. <Totally agree, or they will dress up to attend their gf's gathering or may be the first gathering> NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. <as good looking or as messy as they went to bed?>
Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house <This is a sad case> May 05 思绪思绪还是很混乱,多翻的争吵,我开始明白世上唯一永恒的东西就是变化。 两个物体要如何的和平相处,是需要很多的体谅与谅解。 我,不会! 很多事物,我还是不能接受。 但如果我提出我的想法,往往会导致又一次的争吵。。。 我,不管! 那以往的日子我们就是两个个体,生活在两个不同的空间。 我,不懂! 因为我没有成功的恋过。。 与其伤脑筋去想,不如做自己喜欢做的事。 做回自己! May 02 何秋雯 |
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