I nearly ter makan a lizard when i was enjoying my drink .... duh~~

 

It is neither salty or sweet .. but the way it shake its tail when half od its body was in my mouth, as if my mouth was using the UZap from the osim ... yer ~~~~

 

 

But well i told bernard about this and he said he wish to try out the lizard meal, where they cook the lizard using variety of method ... yukssssss...... let him experience it ans tell us whether is it tasty ..

Shall i shout out loud to say that i feeeeeeeeel so lucky because my first month plus one week < i rouded up > of my industrial training ended up with a lot of "EXCITEMENTs"....

 

I had my 2 weeks industrial training in Menara Maxis, and i used to take LRT to go there i felt so excited cause i can worked within a Shopping center MAN~~!!! i thought it was good ... but trust me .. you will never feel like walking when you feel tired .... OK what i want to blog about is not about this crappy things ....

 

The first day i took the LRT to KLCC... it was so crowded, but i still managed to occupy a place for me to stand, it was near the door of the LRT, to prevent the frustrated faces from all the working people that will "ruin" my mood of the day, so i stood with my face facing the door of the LRT.. < I WAS IN A DEEP THOUGHT>

But hey how come something keep on touching my butt... < i felt it was hard > Then i turned my head back, FUCKER... u are using your black dick ".." my ass ... you stupid assshole .... you think what ... if you felt gatal please go for the prostitution service if you got no money i will suggest you to cut your dick off...

I was thinking of hit his dick with my botol .. but i didnt~~!!! I scare he will punish me back .. Then i think of step on his foot with my high heel .. trust me ~~!!! it must be very pain .. but when i wanted to take my action... AH~~~ a malay girl was like rushing to hell .. tak sabar wanted to get out from this LRT <The LRT reached KLCC>, MY MISSION FAILED ....

Forget about it, next it happen again ... i will just whack the stupid fellow!!!!

 

The next story took place in LRT also, today my sis dropped me at Brickfield, so i need to walk to LRT station to take LRT... i just didnt know why, i felt so weird today, before i can figured out what was going wrong ... "POK~~~" i fell down .... mah ku so pain man ... i quickly picked up all my stuffs and pretended everything was OK... I AM OK ~~!!

I able to be in the LRT on time, this time i'll be more alert to those "MALE CREATURE".

Some noise grabbed my attention... i saw 2 malay girls were so exciting chit chatting, with the very big "body language" never think of they will moved beyond their boundary and stepped on my foot .. crazy high heel man .. Dont ask me how i feel... :" PAIN lah" duh~~~

While i was still looking at the PITY wound. :" Deng Deng Deng ~~~ Due to some techinical problem, this LRT will resume to operate in 10 minutes time~~, Thanks for your cooperation!!!" WHAT~~

Arghhhhhh... a series of stupid things happened to me today .... what's wrong with me ... i believe the GOD wanted to test my patience.... I  to prevent my wrinkles to come out ... <self persuasive method>

 

Last story of my first phase of internship, my dad drove me here today, and we had our breakfast in mamak at hartamas, while waiting they served the beverages to us, i went to the toilet, and i tried to turn the pipe off coz i see no one use it and what a waste right.. AGREE? arghhh, i didnt know it spoiled and the water splash out ... can you imagine the advertisement of a shampoo with the girl coming out from the pool? The difference is they have to  smile and pretend it was enjoy but hey i need to go to office later larrrrr ...

It Ended up i was late today with the wet body ....

 

 

如果兄妹相称太多醒不起喜欢我
快研究和我这异性拍拖

讹称知己的真太多
当女共男未变爱侣
不吻过自然没结果

没有好感怎会相亲相爱大哥只是掩饰
能做对爱侣堕落成朋友谁心息

我要爱情不需要登对不需得你允许
兄妹真有趣不需要分居忘记辈份再追
我要爱情摧毁世交也不失一个壮举
相恋的证据假使要争取唯有约定和大哥喝醉

Well my personal point of view is that, for those who never watch the match between brazil and france would most probably says that well ... france has such a big improvemnt.... < BO WO ~~~ >

 

ok ok ~~ fine i am not france's fan .. but well.... who shall we blame if brazil lost the game ...... everyone is discussing about this match .. even the hawker in MING TIEN (sunway) also talk about this ... the whole world busy with world cup ..... even MY MOM who know nothing about sports also can shout like hell ... and will sit still in front of the TV when the match is going to start .... !!! i thought what .. few weeks she can become a football analyst???? no~~ what is in her mind is beckham and ronaldo .. as what the deejay in MY FM reported.... my mom is one of the FOOTBALL fan that can confuse between ronaldo from brazil and ronaldo from portugal... and her favourite footballer is RONALDINHO

 

Born: September 22, 1976 Height: 1.83m Club: Real Madrid (Spain) Weight: 77 kg   with the rabbit teeth and carry a big ball at the stomach there... cant run fast (^.^)   Portugal Born: February 5, 1985 Birthplace: Madeira, Portugal Height: 6' 1" Weight: 75 kg   At first i think he is handsome .. but after i wtached the match between portugal and england.... FUCK i personally felt that he is sucks man .....

 

 

 

What else ... one thing i damn "pui fook" my sis is she can purposely wake up early in the morning and watch the match between brazil and portugal .. why because she support brazil ....she even bougrht a brazil hairband and wish to go to mamak and support her favourite team during final ....

Well i had 90% confidence that brazil will win too ... .. so i decided to watch the replay since i "knew" the result ...

I woke up early in the morning and saw my sis still sitting in front of her laptop and chatting .. then i asked her .. so who won the game ... with the 100% confidence that my expected result is correct .... mah ku ... she straight away show me the black face and :" #$%~~&*^ the refreee not fair one man !! keep on fault brazil... no point!!! i decided to support germany and wish the france will lose ..."

 

wasai she can change her mind so fast .... well my sis did read some of the football forum most of the ppl felt that no point of watching footballl if brazil lost ... why? coz you all love to see the fat ronaldo running? the cute ronaldinho's stunt? Leng zai kaka? .... or the name? --> BRAZIL

 

 

 

 

 

 

A guy from India pointed out something. He said the number 3964 is very special and with this number, the guy from India predicts Brazil will win the World Cup in Germany.

This was how he predicted. You see, Brazil has won the cup 5 times in 1958, 1962, 1970, 1994 and 2002. Now plus the last number with the first number, second last with the second number:

1970 + 1994 = 3964
1962 + 2002 = 3964
1958 + XXXX = 3964 ?

So XXXX = 3964 - 1958
XXXX = i let you do the calculation yourself


walski69 also pointed out this out for Germany fans. As you know Germany has won the World Cup 3 times, 1954, 1974 and 1990. Now let's do the same thing as the previous calculation:

1974 + 1990 = 3964
1954 + XXXX = 3964 ?

So XXXX = 3964 - 1954
= 2010