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Recently i received an email from mei nv hui saying that men are a happy creatures, which i think is quite true, they are just too simple and less worry ...

The statements in the email shown below:

 

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE 

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and  Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

 

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in  £ 20, even though it's only for  £ 32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

 

A man will pay  £ 2 for a  £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay  £ 1 for a  £ 2 item that she  doesn't need but it's on sale.

 

A man has seven items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, deodorant and a  towel
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these  items.

 

A woman has the last word in  any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. <to all men, beware of the sentence that come out from your mouth>

 

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. <To all men, please take note>
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.  <Aspecting that she wont change, means men cannot aspect women to do houehold, as they will did all that for their gf, and willing to spend before they married, so to all men please spend for your wife after married>

 

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the  rubbish , answer the phone, read a  book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and  funerals. <Totally agree, or they will dress up to attend their gf's gathering or may be the first gathering>

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. <as good looking or as messy as they went to bed?>
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 

Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows about  dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house  <This is a sad case>

呆着想着，到地自己要的是什么！

要的是站在职场上先锋，

还是轻轻松松朝九晚五的工作。
以前的我，认为自己是属于前者，

然而在这几个月来的经历，

我开始重新审问内心的自己。

原来我向往的生活并不是高高在上的职位，

我愿成为单纯的笨女人。笨笨的。。。
我开始领悟我姐说的心灵滋养。聆听内心的声音。。。
我现在开始摸索，开始了解。。。

终有一天能知道要的是什么

慢下脚步。。。听闻周围的声音。。。重新找回自己。。

 

Missing this gang, missing those days when we crap around, joke around.

 

For such a romantic day, people usually will bring their partner to have a expensive dinner at high class restaurant, romantic atmosphere, nice music...etc etc.

 

However these didnt happen to me this year, but what i can say is, it was such a memorable day and it so happen to be the most romantic thing that really touch my heart.

 

Thanks for the lunch that you had prepared. The effort and time you'd spent, it really made my day...

 

Happy Valentine's Day to you

 

 

 

 

 

If human can become an alarm clock, then what is the value of alarm clock.

 

I just cannot understand, if alarm clock cannot wake you up, what makes you think that the phone ring can make you up.

 

Isnt that a bit weird?

 

I hate people to ask the other party to call them in the morning and wake them up . How confident are you that the other party will wake up earlier than you, and how confident are you he/she can keep their promise, what if:-

 

They also cannot wake up early

They oversleep

They forget to call you

You cannot hear the phone ring.

 

Are you suppose to be the one that make sure you will not be late to work, appointment.. etc etc

Try to be responsible to yourself. If you rely on others to wake you up,

then might as well you rely on other to eat on behalf of you, and shit on behalf of you as well.

 

Dont ever take advantage on others, just because you are outstanding? You are pretty? You are handsome?

 

Stop doing that to others ... STUPID

 

Self experience:

I pretended to forget to call my ex bf, just because i felt it was not my responsibility to wake you up. Let you bare with whatever consequences..... hiak hiak

because you deserve it ...

It always be the most happy time when i :-

 

spend my weekend with you

 

call you early in the morning, even thou you were drunk last night, the first sentence that come out from your mouth is not :"hello" but is "be,i love you" and you said it incautiously

 

was busy cleaning up your room, you came to me and asked for a hug

 

was down, and you told me that you will always here for me

 

<i'll never left you behind>

 

can eat mcD with you, share with you about my stories, my past, and gossip with you

 

can go travel with you

 

receive your message in facebook, because you know the first thing i do when i wake up is facebook-ing 

 

can eat CHAR SIEW PAU with you in the Sunday morning

 

can see the other monkey side of you

 

can celebrate Valentine's Day with you

  

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